A brave single mother had the best of intentions when she decided to throw a 13th birthday party for her daughter tonigh. Just 4 hours; 6-10pm. But at about 5:30, parents started dropping off preteens by the bushel. Some didnt even bother stopping the car.....just slowed down, opened the door and pushed them out!! The kids just rolled across the pavement, got up, dusted themselves off and limped on in....ready to get thier party on. So when it started it was all good. The guys were sitting next to the wall whispering to each other, and the girls were just skipping around and giggling. Ive come to realize this was how these teens plotted the nights takeover.....like the KGB in the early Soviet Union. Because as soon as the DJ cranked up the music and this brave mother and her four chaperones flipped off the lights.......it was like mating season at Yellowstone National Park!! Man!.... These are some horny teens!! It was like the fog machine was pumping out estrogen and testosterone!! I mean we used to do The Butt, the Rump Shaker, the Butterfly and Tootsie Roll, but yo.......these kids aint twerking.....they doing what thier parents did to get them here......and probably what theyre parents are doing right now....why moms and dads were pushing thier kids out of moving vehicles. I hope the punch is 1 part Hi-C, 1 part Ritalin and 3 parts birth control. If not, Im scared somebodys daughter is about to get pregnant through osmosis, carry for 9 minutes, go into labor and walk out the party with a newborn!! Parents dropped off thier kids at 6......and at 10 they find out theyre grandparents. Somebody call animal control quick and tellm to bring the tranquilizer guns....before this becomes an MTV special.
Posted on: Sun, 30 Mar 2014 02:09:31 +0000
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