A catholic priest says to his friend, the rabbi, that he has a perfect way of eating for free in restaurants. I go in at well past 9.00 PM in the evening, eat several courses slowly, linger over coffee, port and a cigar. Come 2.00 AM, as they are clearing everything away, I just keep sitting there until eventually a waiter comes up and asks me to pay. Then I say: Ive already paid your colleague who has left. Because I am a man of the cloth, they take my word for it, and I leave. The rabbi is clearly impressed, and says: Lets try it together this evening. So the priest books them into a restaurant and come 2.00 AM they are both still quietly sitting there after a very full meal. Sure enough, a waiter comes over and asks them to pay. The priest just says: Ive already paid your colleague who has left. And then the rabbi adds: And were still waiting for the change.
Posted on: Thu, 16 Jan 2014 01:03:44 +0000
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