A chicken farmer went to the local bar ...He sat next to a woman - TopicsExpress



          

A chicken farmer went to the local bar ...He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne. The woman said: " How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne". " What a coincidence " - said the farmer, who added: " It is a special day for me .... I am celebrating..." " It is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" - said the woman. "What a coincidence" - said the farmer. While they toasted, the man asked:- " What are you celebrating? " " My husband and I are trying to have a child for years, and today, my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant". " What a coincidence!" - said the man – " I am a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs. " " This is awesome" - said the woman. " What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?" " I used a different rooster " - he said. The woman smiled and said: "What a coincidence"
Posted on: Tue, 01 Oct 2013 19:35:59 +0000

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