A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two young people - TopicsExpress



          

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two young people show up. One is a good looking guy in his mid- twenties and the other is a gorgeous blonde about the same age. The circus owner tells them, Im not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you both better be good or youre history. Heres your equipment - a chair, a whip, and a gun. Who wants to try out first? The girl says, Ill go first. She walks past the chair, the whip, and the gun, and steps right into the lions cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her, so she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her ankles. He continues to lick her calves and rests his head at her feet. The circus owners mouth is on the floor. He remarks, Ive never seen a display like that in my life. He then turns to the young man and asks, Can you top that? No problem, replies the young man, just get that lion out of the way.
Posted on: Mon, 18 Nov 2013 06:35:49 +0000

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