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A class mistress who all the class addresses as madam was having a problem with a boy in her class in 2nd grade. The boy said “Madam, I should be in 4th grade, because i am smarter than my sister and she’s in 4th grade”. The Madam(teacher) had heard enough of the complain and she took the boy to the principal’s office. She explained everything to the principal who decided to test the boy with some questions that a 4th grade should know. Principal: What is 3+3 Boy: 6 Principal: 6+6 Boy: 12 And so on, the principal asked many questions and the boy got them right. The principal then told the Madam to send him (boy) to 4th grade. Madam decided to ask her questions and the principal agreed. Madam: What does a cow have 4 of it, that I have only 2 of that? Boy: Legs. Madam: What is in ur pants that you have but I dont have Boy: pockets. Madam: What starts with a C and ends with T, it is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid Boy: Coconut. Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky The principal’s eyes open really wide,but before he could stop the answer, the boy answered it… Boy: Bubble gum. Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do Boy: Tent The principal was looking restless Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first? Boy: Wedding ring Madam: I come in many sizes. When I’m nt well, I drip. When you blow me,you feel gud Boy: Nose Madam: I’ve a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come with a quiver Boy: Arrow Madam: What starts with ‘F’ and ends with a ‘K’ and if you don’t get it,you have to use your hand Boy: Fork Madam: What is it that all men have,it’s longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn’t use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage Boy: surname Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible 4 making love Boy: Heart The principal breathed a sight of relief and said to the Madam. ”Send the boy to the University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself.”

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