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A conversation I assume needs to happen ....soon...very...very....soooon. Weather Channel® CEO: Hi there. How are you doing? Directv® CEO: Fine. Good. Thank you!! And you?? Weather Channel® CEO: Im lovely; however, today I just wanted to briefly address...mmmm....a tad bit of a minor issue...see..we as mankind have worked hard to predict weather patterns, hell...rumor has it we could control it; however, my point being: it is YOUR job to make sure you keep YOUR Technology up to par. For starters....MAKE SURE WHEN YOU ARE GOING TO BROADCAST WEATHER EMERGENCIES VIA OUR COMPANY THAT YOUR SATELLITE SYSTEMS ARE CAPBLE OF PENETRATING CLOUD COVERAGE!!! WHY HAVE CHANNELS THAT BROADCAST WEATHER IF WEATHER SHUTS YOU DOWN????? #tornados #weatherchannel #directv
Posted on: Tue, 29 Apr 2014 00:11:03 +0000

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