A couple had been together for 50 years... Their three kids, all successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor. Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad, gushed son number one. Sorry Im running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is, and I didnt have time to get you a gift. Not to worry, said the father. Important thing is were all together today. Son No. 2 arrived. You and Mom look great, Dad. I just flew in from LA between depositions & didnt have time to shop for you. Its nothing, said the father. Were glad you were able to come. Just then the daughter arrived. Hello and happy anniversary! Sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town & I was really busy packing so I didnt have time to get you anything. After they had finished dessert, the father said, Theres something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. You see, we were really poor, but we managed to send each of you to college. Through the years your mother and I knew we loved each other very much, but we just never found the time to get married. The three children gasped and said, WHAT? You mean were bastards? Yep, said the father, Cheap ones too...
Posted on: Tue, 02 Sep 2014 03:19:03 +0000
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