A couple of tough looking policemen were patrolling when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped to investigate. The Sergeant, a big burly man, gets out of the patrol car and says, What are you doing? Im going to commit suicide, she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didnt want to miss an opportunity so he asked, Well, before you jump, why dont you give me a kiss? So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss. After shes finished, the policeman says, Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had! Thats a real talent you are wasting. You could make someone a great wife! Why are you committing suicide? The potential jumper replies, My parents dont like me dressing up like a girl......
Posted on: Wed, 06 Aug 2014 01:31:56 +0000
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