A couple thoughts for a Monday Night: 1. My heel is vibrating in a super annoying way. A quick trip on the Googles tells me I have either nerve damage, MS, or ebola. Im doomed. FYI. 2. I am having a hard time coming up with the words to express my feelings about the Sasha-Malia-Bad-Attitude-at-the-Turkey-pardoning-ceremony scandal. The closest thing I can come is that crampy feeling you get when you have terrible diarrhea but youve emptied yourself out and are just sitting there on the toilet with your ass in the breeze, hunched over, dry-heaving out of your butt and wishing it would all just go away. 3. The other day I was dancing around the room and Nadia was there so I shook my tushie in her direction and she said, When I go to the psychiatrist later in life, Im going to tell them this is what happened to me.
Posted on: Tue, 02 Dec 2014 01:03:36 +0000
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