A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child. The judge asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child. So the jury asks the woman first. She says, Well I carried this child around in my stomach for nine months and I had to go through a painful birth process, this is my child and a part of me. The judge is impressed and then turns to ask the man the same question. The man replies, OK, I take a coin and put it in the vending machine and a drink comes out, now tell me who does the drink belong to me or the machine? #CCfunnies
Posted on: Fri, 31 Oct 2014 08:00:05 +0000
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