A couple ๐ซ watching an IPL โพ match on the TV ๐ป together. After five minutes: Wife: Is that Bret Lee Husband: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler. Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies ๐ like his brother. Husband: ๐จ He does not have an actor brother Wife: What about Bruce Lee ๐ Husband: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian Wife: OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes Husband: No. It is called action replay. Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Kolkatta ๐ Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter๐ก. Husband: ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญHe is not calling for a helicopter. Itโs a free hit. ๐ Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a โ freeโ hit? Wife: Now whom is he saying โHIโ to? Husband: He is signalling a โByeโ. Wife: Why is he saying โByeโ. Is the game over๐๐๐? Wife: How many runs to win? Husband: 72 in 36 balls Wife: Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball Husband turns off the TV ๐๐๐. Wife turns it on and watches โBalika Vadhuโ ๐ ๐ ๐ Husband: Who is this Anandi? Wife: Tumhari Maa...๐ก๐ก๐ก Donโt you dare disturb me..๐๐๐ Husband: ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 07:32:50 +0000
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