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A couple watching an IPL match on the TV together.. After 5 minutes: Wife: Is that Bret Lee? Husband: No. He is Chris Gayle. Brat Lee is the bowler. Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies like his brother. Husband: He does not have an actor brother. Wife: What about Bruce Lee? Husband: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian. Wife: Ok. Look, another wicket in just two minutes. Husband: No. It’s called action replay. Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: It is not India. It is Banglore Vs Kolkatta. Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter? Husband: He is not calling for a helicopter. It’s a free hit. Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a ‘free hit’? Wife: Now whom is he saying ‘Hi’ to? Husband: He is not saying ‘Hi’ to anyone but the batsman is out. Wife: How many runs to win? Husband: 72 in 36 balls. Wife: Ahh.. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball.. Husband turns off the TV. Wife turns it on and watches ‘Saraswat Chandra’. Husband: Who is this Saraswati Chandra? Wife: Don’t you dare disturb me..
Posted on: Sat, 13 Jul 2013 21:31:06 +0000

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