A couple watching an IPL match on the TV together. After five minutes: Wife: Is that Bret Lee Husband: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler. Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies π like his brother. Husband: He does not have an actor brother Wife: What about Bruce Lee Husband: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian Wife: OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes. Husband: No. It is called action replay. Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Kolkatta Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopterπ‘. Husband: He is not calling for a helicopter. Itβs a free hit. Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a β freeβ hit? Wife: Now whom is he saying βHIβ to? Husband: He is signalling a βByeβ. Wife: Why is he saying βByeβ. Is the game overπππ? Wife: How many runs to win? Husband: 72 in 36 balls Wife: Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball Husband turns off the TV . Wife turns it on and watches βSaraswasti Chandraβ π π π Husband: Who is this Saraswati Chandra? Wife: Tumhari Maa. Donβt you dare disturb me. πππ Husband:
Posted on: Sat, 08 Mar 2014 07:16:46 +0000
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