A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Have you ever done anything of particular merit? St. Peter asked. Well, I can think of one thing, the cowboy offered. On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldnt listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, Now, back off!! Or Ill kick the shit out of all of you! St. Peter was impressed, When did this happen? Just a couple of minutes ago...
Posted on: Mon, 21 Apr 2014 17:03:34 +0000
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