A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink. - TopicsExpress



          

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink. Unfortunately the locals had a habit of raw hiding strangers. When he finished his beer, he went to leave and found that his horse had been stolen from the hitch rail He went back into the saloon and with a quick move of his hands, he spun his guns into the air, caught them above his head and without even looking fired them into the ceiling. Which one of you sidewinders stole my hoss ? he yelled. No one answered. Alright, Im gonna have another beer, and if my hoss aint back at the hitch rail by the time I finish, Im gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I really dont want to do what I dun in Texas again! Some of the locals shifted restlessly. He had another beer, walked outside, and his horse was back. As he swung up into the saddle and started to ride out of town, the bartender ran out of the saloon and asked, Say partner, before you go..... what happened in Texas? The cowboy turned back and said....... I walked home.
Posted on: Fri, 25 Oct 2013 13:43:36 +0000

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