A cucumber, a onion and a penis were talking about life, the - TopicsExpress

A cucumber, a onion and a penis were talking about life, the cucumber said when I get big and hard they chop me up & put me into a salad... The onions says you have it easy when I get big & hard the skin me down & drown me in vinegar... The penis says thats nothing compared to what I go through when Im big & hard then put a plastic bag over my head, shove me in a small, warm damp cave & keep banging my head untill I throw up and faint -_-

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