A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, ‘I don’t like the looks of your wife at all.’ ‘Me neither doc,’ said the husband. ‘But she’s a great cook and really good with the kids. A couple is lying in bed. The man says, “I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.” The woman replies, “I’ll miss you…” How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? Rename the mail folder “Instruction Manuals” . I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there. What did one orange say to the other? I don’t know, I don’t speak Mandarin. . Why don’t cannibals eat divorced people? Too bitter. I saw a man at the beach yelling “Help, shark! Help!” I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
Posted on: Fri, 02 Aug 2013 02:05:23 +0000
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