A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the Ben Schoeman Highway. Traffic has come to a standstill. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls Down his window and asks : Whats going on? Terrorists have kidnapped Zuma, Winnie, Malema and Mugabe. Theyre asking for a R 310 million ransom, otherwise theyre going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. Were going from car to car, taking up a collection. The driver asks: How much is everyone giving on average? About a litre.
Posted on: Mon, 02 Dec 2013 20:34:02 +0000
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