A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, well son, there are 3 kinds of boobs in her 20s, a womans are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions Onions? Yes, you see them and they make you cry This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, Mum, how many kind of willies are there? The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, well dear, a man goes through 3 phases. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas Tree.... A christmas tree? Yes dear, the tree is dead and the balls are just for decoration.... youtube/watch?v=ZVFD1Tfb_Jc
Posted on: Mon, 03 Nov 2014 19:04:55 +0000