A family is setting around the supper table and the son asks, Dad,how many kinds of breasts are there? The father surprised, says Well son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a womans breast are like melons, round and firm, In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions. You see them and they make you cry. This infuriated the wife and daughter, so the asks Mom, how many kinds of penises are there? Mum replies, Three types honey, In a mans twenties, its like an oak...mighty and hard. In their thirties and forties, its like a birch, flexible but reliable. After fifties, it is like a Christmas tree, yes, dried up and the balls for decoration only......!!!
Posted on: Tue, 08 Jul 2014 11:44:28 +0000
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