A farmer goes to a livestock dealer and buys an anvil, a bucket, two chickens and a goose. The farmer looks at his purchases and says, Damn, I was walking here. How am I supposed to carry all this stuff home? The livestock dealer said, Why dont you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand? Hey, thanks! the farmer said and walked away. While walking home he met a middle-aged lady who told him she was lost. She asked, Can you tell me how to get to 1515 Mockingbird Lane? The farmer said, Well, as a matter of fact, I live just down the road from there. Lets take my short cut and go down this alley. Well be there in no time. The little old lady said, I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you wont hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me? The farmer said, Holy smokes,lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that? She replied, Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket ... and Ill hold the chickens.. #Nigeria #Jokes
Posted on: Wed, 28 May 2014 10:14:38 +0000
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