A farmer is on the hill top with his herd . A helicopter suddenly lands and a handsome youth comes out . He approaches the farmer with a swagger and tells him : if I can tell you accurately the number of cows you have will you allow me to take one of your calves . FAMER thinks and says okay . The young man presses an app on his smartphone and gets the satellite image on dharwad.indicate where he his - he then sends his co - ordinates to ISRO- which then photographs the area for him .he then calls ISRO to identify all living things in the radius of the hill Top and gets an answer 35 . He deducts 2 and tells the farmer - you have 33 cows . Farmer says ok you can have one of my calves . As the young man is trying to load the animal On to his helicopter - the FARMER SAYS : if I tell you your name will you return my calf . The young guy says ok . The farmer says : you are RAHUL GHANDI . The young man is shocked : he says how did you know . Farmer says : eAsy . You came here when no one invited you . You used millions of tAx payers money to give me information which I have known for years . By the way these are sheep not cows and could you please return my dog !
Posted on: Mon, 24 Mar 2014 07:48:38 +0000
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