A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk. A man comes in and asks the farmer, Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk? Farmer: Some things you just cant explain. Man: So what happened thats so horrible? Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket. Man: OK, but thats not so bad. Farmer: Some things you just cant explain. Man: So what happened then? Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left . Man: Again? Farmer: Some things you just cant explain. Man: So, what did you do then? Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right. Man: And then? Man: And then? Farmer: Well, 1 sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket. Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail. Man: Hmmm... Farmer: Some things you just cant explain. Man: So, what did you do? Farmer: Well, I didnt have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in.
Posted on: Sun, 24 Nov 2013 02:40:18 +0000
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