A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his manhood into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did. When the new found fun reached a climax and it was over at last, he realized that he couldnt remove the instrument from his member.. He read through the pages of the instruction manual but could not find any useful information on how to disengage himself, although he tried every button on the instrument, but it was not successful. Finally, he decided to call the suppliers Customer Service Hot Line used his mobile phone, saying Thank God for mobile phones!. Hello, I have just bought a new milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cows udder? Dont worry about that, replied the customer service representative, The machine releases automatically, once its collected two gallons. Have a nice day.....*
Posted on: Mon, 11 Nov 2013 15:22:50 +0000
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