A farmer stopped by the local mechanic to have his truck fixed. They couldnt do it while he waited, so he said he didnt live far and would just walk home. On the way he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by a neighbours house and bought a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling on the road he now had a problem - how to carry his purchases home. While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, Can you tell me how to get to the bog road? The farmer said, Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that road. I would walk you there but I cant carry this lot. The old lady suggested, Why dont you put the can of paint in the bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand; put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand? Why thank you very much, he said and proceeded to walk the old girl along. On the way he said, Lets take my short cut and go through this wood. Well be there in no time. The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in under the cover of those trees, your male urges wont take over, and there wont be any grabbing and carry on? The farmer said, Holy God! Im carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly do any grabbing? The old lady replied, Put the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and Ill hold the chickens.
Posted on: Fri, 30 May 2014 17:05:00 +0000
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