A farmer walks down to the Farm and Ranch Store to buy a bucket. When he gets there, they have some chickens and geese for sale, cheap. Well, the fellow picks a goose and two chickens, and gets a bag of feed. He thinks for a minute and says, Hey, how am I gonna carry all this home? The store manager says, Well, put the feed in the bottom of the bucket, the goose on top, and carry a chicken under each arm. The farmer gives it a try, and he starts home. A couple of blocks down the street, he runs into old Widow Smith, whos a little disoriented. She says, I dont remember which way my house is. The farmer says, Come on Mrs Smith; you dont live far. Lets take this shortcut through the alley, and well have you home in no time. Mrs Smith exclaims, Well, how do I know you wont molest me once were in this back alley? The farmer says, My God, woman, I got my hands full, how would I do that?! Easy, she says, Put the bucket over the goose, put the feed on top of the bucket, and Ill hold the two chickens.
Posted on: Tue, 03 Jun 2014 09:28:04 +0000
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