A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster, one that would service all of his many hens and when he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied: I have just the rooster for you. He is the horniest rooster you will ever see! So the farmer bought the rooster, took him back to the farm and set him loose in the hen house. The rooster was as fast and furious, mounting each hen like a thunderbolt. There was much squawking and many feathers flying, till the rooster had finished having his way with each hen. But he didnt stop there, he went in to the barn and mounted all the horses, one by one and still at the same frantic pace. Then he went to the pig pen, where he did the same. The farmer, watching all of this with disbelief, cried out, Stop, youll kill yourself. But he continued, seeking out each farm animal in the same manner. The next morning, the farmer found the rooster lying on his back on the lawn. His legs were up in the air, his eyes were closed, and his long tongue hanging out. And buzzards were circling above. The farmer said Dammit, youve gone and killed yourself. I warned you .... The rooster opened one eye and said Shut up, you fool....theyll be down in a minute...
Posted on: Sat, 02 Nov 2013 21:27:48 +0000
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