A female teacher was having a problem with Akpos in her class of 3rd grade. Akpos: M’am, I should be in 4th grade, i’m smarter than my sister & she’s in the 4th grade The Teacher had heard enough of his complaints & took Akpos to the Principal’s office. She explained everything to the Principal who decided 2 test Akpos with some questions that a 4th grade pupil should know. Principal: What’s 3 + 3? Akpos: 6 Principal: 6 + 6? Akpos: 12 & so on... The Principal asked the boy many questions & Akpos got them right. The Principal then asked the teacher to send Akpos to 4th grade. The teacher decided to ask some more questions & the Principal agreed. Teacher: What does a cow have 4 of, that I’ve only 2 of? Akpos: Legs Teacher: What’s in your pants that you have but I don’t have? Akpos: Pockets Teacher: What starts with a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid? Akpos: Coconut Teacher: What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky? The principal’s eyes open really wide, but b4 he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge. Akpos: Bubble Gum Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do. What am I? Akpos: Tent The principal was looking restless Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when u’re bored. The best man always has me 1st n what am I? Akpos: Wedding Ring Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When u blow me, you feel good? Akpos: Nose Teacher: I’ve a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver Akpos: Arrow Teacher: What starts with ‘F’ & ends with a ‘K’ & if you don’t get it, you have to use your hand? Akpos:Fork Teacher: What’s it that all men have, it’s longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn’t use his & a man gives it to his wife after marriage? Akpos: Surname Teacher: What part of the man has no bone, but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpin & is responsible for making love? Akpos: Heart The principal heaved a sigh of relief & told the teacher, Send Akpos to the University, I got the last 10 questions wrong myself
Posted on: Thu, 30 Oct 2014 19:28:13 +0000
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