A female teacher,was having a problem with Mulenga in her class of 3rd grade. Mulenga said Mam, I should b in 4th grade, im smarter than my sis & shes in the 4th grade. The Mam {Teacher} had heard enough of his complains & took Mulenga 2 the Principals office. She explained everything 2 the Principal who decided 2 test Mulenga with some questions that a 4th grade should know. Principal: Whats 3 + 3? Mulenga: 6 Principal: 6 + 6? Mulenga: 12 & so on.. The Principal asked the boy many questions & Mulenga got them right. The Principal then asked Mam 2 send Mulenga 2 4th grade. Mam decided 2 ask some more questions & the Principal agreed. Mam: What does a cow have 4 of, that Ive only 2 of? Mulenga: Legs Mam: Whats in ur pants that u have but I dont have? Mulenga: Pockets Mam: What starts wit a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid? Mulenga: Coconut Mam: What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky? The principals eyes open really wide,but b4 he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge. Mulenga: Bubble Gum Mam: U stick ur poles inside me. U tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet b4 u do. What am I? Mulenga: Tent The principal was looking restless Mam: A finger goes in me. U fiddle with me when ure bored. The best man always has me 1st n what am I? Mulenga: Wedding Ring Mam: I come in many sizes. When Ïm not well, I drip. When u blow me,u feel good? Mulenga: Nose Mam: Ive a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come with a quiver Mulenga:Arrow Mam: What starts wit F & ends with a K & if u dont get it, uve 2 use ur hand? Mulenga:Fork Mam: Whats it that all men have,its longer in some men than others,the Pope doesnt use his & a man gives it 2 his wife after marriage? Mulenga: Surname Mam: What part of the man has no bone, but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpin & is responsible 4 making love? Mulenga: Heart The principal breathed a sigh of relief & told the teacher:- Send Mulenga 2 University, I got the last 10 questions wrong myself!
Posted on: Fri, 15 Nov 2013 20:48:34 +0000
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