A female teacher,was having a problem with a boy in her class of 3rd grade. The boy said ,Mam l should b in 4th grade,lm smarter than my sister and shes in the 4th grade!The teacher had heard enough of his complaining and took the boy to the Principals office.She explained everything to the Principal who decided to test the boy with some QS that a grade 4 shuld know. Principal:Whats 3+3? Boy:6. Principal:6+6? Boy:12 and so on! The Principal asked the boy many QS and the boy got them right.The Principal then asked Mam to send the boy to 4th grade.Mam decided to ask some more QS and the Principal agreed.Mam:What does a cow have 4 of,that lve only 2? Boy:Legs. Mam:Whats in yo pants that uve but l dont have? Boy:Pockets. Mam:What starts with a C and ends with T,is hairy,oval delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? Boy:Coconut. Mam:What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? The Principals eyes opened really wide,but b4 he culd stop the answer the boy was taking charge.Boy:Bubble Gum. Mam:U stick yo poles inside me.U tie me down to get me up,l get wet b4 u do.What am l? Boy:Tent. *The Principal was looking restless.Mam:A finger goes in me.U fiddle with me when u are bored.The best man always has me 1st,What am l? Boy:Wedding Ring. Mam:I come in many sizes.When lm not well,l drip when u blow me,u feel good? Boy:Nose. Mam:Ive a stiff shaft.My penetrates,l come with a quiver? Boy:Arrow.Mam :What starts with F and ends with K and if u dont get it ,u have to use yo hand.Boy: Fork. Mam:Whats it that all men have,its longer in some men than others,the Pope doesnt use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage? Boy:Surname. Mam:What part of the man has no bone,but has muscles with all a lot of veins and is responsible for making love? Boy:Heart. The Principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher Send the boy to University,I got the last 10 questions wrong myself!!!
Posted on: Mon, 26 Jan 2015 13:50:13 +0000