A female teacher was having problems with Atoht in her class of class 3. Atoht kept saying, teacher, I should be in class 4 , Im smarter than my sister & she is in the class 4 The teacher had heard enough of his complains & took the boy to the Principal s office. She explained everything to the Principal who decided to test Atoht with some questions that a class 4 should know. PRINCIPAL: Whats 3 3? ATOHT: 6 PRINCIPAL: 6 6? ATOHT: 12 & so on..!! The Principal asked Atoht many questions & he got them right. The Principal then asked teacher to send Atoht to class 4._ The teacher decided to ask some more questions & the Principal Agreed. _TEACHER: What does a cow have 4 of, that Ive only 2 of? ATOHT: Legs. _ TEACHER: Whats in your pants that you have but I dont have? ATOHT: Pockets TEACHER: What starts with a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid? ATOHT: Coconut. TEACHER: What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky? *The principal s eyes open really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge..* ATOHT: Bubble Gum. _ TEACHER: you stick ur poles inside me. you tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do. What am I? ATOHT: Tent. *The principal was looking restless* TEACHER: A finger goes in me. you fiddle with me when youre bored. The best man always has me 1st n what am I? ATOHT: Wedding Ring TEACHER: I come in many sizes. When Im not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good? ATOHT: Nose. TEACHER: Ive a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver? ATOHT: Arrow. TEACHER: What starts wit F & ends with a K & if u dont get it, youve 2 use ur hand? ATOHT: Fork TEACHER: Whats it that all men have, its longer in some men than others, the Pope doesnt use his & a man gives it to his wife after marriage? ATOHT: Surname. TEACHER: What part of the man has no bone, but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpin & is responsible for making love?? ATOHT: Heart. The principal breathed a sigh of relief & told the teacher: Send Atoht to University , I got the last 10 questions wrong
Posted on: Tue, 24 Jun 2014 18:14:50 +0000
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