A female teacher,washaving aproblem with Akpors in herclass of 3rd grade.Akpors said Mam, I shouldb in4th grade, im smarter thanmy sis& shes in the 4th grade.The Mam {Teacher} hadheardenough of his complains &tookAkpors 2 the Principalsoffice.She explained everything 2thePrincipal who decided 2 testAkpors with some questionsthat a 4th grade shouldknow.Principal: Whats 3 + 3?Akpors: 6Principal: 6 + 6?Akpors: 12& so on..The Principal asked the boymanyquestions & Akpors gotthem right.The Principal then askedMam 2send Akpors 2 4th grade.Mam decided 2 ask somemorequestions & the Principalagreed.Mam: What does a cowhave 4of, that Ive only 2 of?Akpors: LegsMam: Whats in ur pantsthat uhave but I dont have?Akpors: PocketsMam: What starts wit a C&endswith T, is hairy, oval,delicious &contains thin whitish liquid?Akpors: CoconutMam: What goes in hard &pinkthen comes out soft &sticky?The principals eyes openreallywide,but b4 he could stoptheanswer, the boy was takingcharge.Akpors: Bubble GumMam: U stick ur poles insideme. Utie me down 2 get me up, Iget wet b4 u do. What amI?Akpors: TentThe principal was lookingrestlessMam: A finger goes in me.Ufiddlewith me when ure bored.The best man always hasme 1st n what am I?Akpors: Wedding RingMam: I come in many sizes.WhenÏm not well, I drip. When ublowme,u feel good?Akpors: NoseMam: Ive a stiff shaft. Mytippenetrates,I come with aquiverAkpors:ArrowMam: What starts wit F &endswith a K & if u dont get it,uve 2use ur hand?Akpors:ForkMam: Whats it that all menhave,its longer in somemen thanothers,the Pope doesntuse his & a man gives it 2his wife aftermarriage?Akpors: SurnameMam: What part of the manhas no bone, but hasmuscles with a lot of veinslike pumpin & is responsible4 making love?Akpors: HeartThe principal breathed asigh ofrelief & told the teacher:-SendAkpors 2 University, I gotthe last10 questions wrong myself!
Posted on: Thu, 31 Oct 2013 10:05:32 +0000
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