A few months ago,there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin.These highly classified positions are hard to fill,and theres a lot of testing and background checks involved before anyone can be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks,training and testing,they narrowed the possible choices down to two men and a woman,but only one position was available. The day came for the final test to see who amongst the three really qualifies for the extremely secretive job.The CIA men administering the test took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. We must know that youll follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances,they explained.Inside the room is your wife sitting in a chair.Take this gun and kill her. The man got a shocked look on his face and said,You cant be serious!I could never shoot my own wife! Well said the CIA man,Youre definitely not the right man for this job then. So they brought the 2nd man to the same test,hand him a gun.We must know that youll follow instructions no matter the circumstances,they explained to the 2nd man.Inside youll find your wife sitting in a chair.Take this gun and kill her. The second man looked a bit shocked,but nevertheless took the gun and went into the room.All was quiet for 5mins,then the door opened.The man came out of the room with tears in his eyes.I tried to shoot her,I just couldnt pull the trigger.i guess Im not the right man for the job.No! the CIA man replied,You dont have what it takes.Take your wife and go home. Now it was the womans turn.The only one left for the test.She was lead to the same door and handed her the same gun.We must be sure that youll follow instructions no matter the circumstances,this is your final test.Inside youll find your husband,take this gun and kill him. The woman took the gun,opened the door and went in.Before the door closed all the way,the CIA men heard the gun go-off.One shot after the other for 13 rounds.They heard screaming,crashing,banging on the walls,etc.This went on for several minutes,then all went quiet. The door opened slowly,and there stood the woman.She wiped the sweat from her brow and said,You guys didnt tell me the gun was loaded with blanks! I had to beat him to death with chair!
Posted on: Sat, 07 Jun 2014 19:04:52 +0000