A few nuggets of wisdom- Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative the same night. There is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. Nobody cares if you cant dance well. Just get up and dance. Never lick a steak knife. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think shes pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11. You should not confuse your career with your life. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
Posted on: Sat, 25 Jan 2014 09:10:20 +0000
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