A few thoughts on married life some are anonymous and some people are brave enough to put their name to them First Guy (proudly): My wifes an angel! Second Guy : Youre lucky, mines still alive. A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: Wife wanted. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: You can have mine. Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Theres a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. Its called marriage. Sam Kinison I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Sigmund Freud By all means marry. If you get a good wife, youll be happy. If you get a bad one, youll become a philosopher. Socrates After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just cant face each other, but still they stay together. Sasha Guitry When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. King David The great question, which I have not been able to answer... is, What does a woman want? Dumas Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. Red Skelton
Posted on: Sat, 05 Jul 2014 08:51:43 +0000
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