A few weeks back there was a big ugly cockroach on my ceiling. My idiot sister named it Shahid Kapoor. It crept between the wooden panels, where it hid for the remainder of its short, short future, living in the crawlspace above my bedroom. Well, the cockroach is back, bigger, and spreading its wings. Long story short: Shieldtox worked its magic and im a lil high. Now i sit 4 feet away, watching its writhing body fighting suffocation, growing more tired with each moving limb. And i stand over it; giving one last squeeze of the Shieldtox trigger. I know from years of experience to not resort to a watery grave because.... Cockroaches f-cking float in the toilet bowl. The end.
Posted on: Sat, 07 Jun 2014 15:52:57 +0000
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