A fireman was at the station house when he noticed a little girl next door. She was in a little red wagon with little ladders hanging off the side. She was wearing a firemans hat and had the wagon tied to a dog. The fireman asked her, Hey little girl. What are you doing? She said, Im pretending to be a fireman and this is my firetruck. The fireman walked over to take a close look then said, Little girl, that sure is a nice firetruck. She said, Thank you Mister. The fireman look a little bit more closer and noticed that the little girl had tied the dog to the wagon by its testicles. The fireman said, Little girl, I sure dont want to tell you how to run your firetruck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dogs neck, I think you could go faster. The little girl said, Youre probably right Mister. But then I wouldnt have a siren.
Posted on: Tue, 04 Mar 2014 13:36:56 +0000