A first for me....today I walked into a pub and offered a total stranger to buy him a beer for his piss. I shit you not. I have a new flatmate who works on the trains in construction who had a heavy weekend and was randomly called for a urine sample and knowing THC from marijuana would cause her to fail the test she had resigned to failing and potentially loosing her job. So being a gentleman I offered to help her beat such bullshit testing as what you do on your own time should be your own business especially if its just a bit of weed. Luckily I live near The Royal pub which many fellow Irish brethren frequent who would be sympathetic to my friends predicament so off I went equipped with my plastic sandwich bag containing a desalinized glass jar, quiet optimistic of achieving success in the task that was my charge. After finding a group of lads I explained the situation to them and hilarity ensued but I did leave after having a good laugh with my jar of piss for my flatty. Never thought I could see someone so happy for receiving a jam jar of stranger piss. Just heard she had no issue and should be fine. Good deed for the day done. :)
Posted on: Mon, 11 Aug 2014 09:17:19 +0000
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