A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students The teacher asked,Boy what is your problem? Boy answered,Im too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and Im smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too! Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy to the Principals office. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test: Principal:What is 3x3? Boy:9 Principal:What is 6x6? Boy:36 And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her,I think the boy can go to the third-grade. Ms Neelam says to the principal,I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him?The principal and Boy both agree. Ms Neelam asks:What does a cow have four of that I have only two of? Boy, after a moment:Legs! Ms Neelam:What is in your pants that you have but I donot have? Boy:Pockets! Ms Neelam:What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? Boy: Coconut Ms Neelam:What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?The Principals eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy quickly answered.. Boy: Bubblegum Ms Neelam:What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?The Principals eyes again open really wide and before he could stop the answer.... Boy: Shake hands Ms Neelam:Now I will ask someWho am Isort of questions, okay? Boy:Yep Ms Neelam:You stick Your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up.. I get wet before you do. Boy:Tent Ms Neelam:A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when youre bored. The best man always has me first. The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg. Boy:Wedding Ring Ms Neelam:I come in many sizes. When Im not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. Boy:Nose Ms Neelam:I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. Boy:Arrow Ms Neelam:What word starts with aFand ends inKthat means lot of heat and excitement? Boy:Firetruck Ms Neelam:What word starts with aFand ends inK&if u dont get it u have to use your hand Boy:Fork Ms Neelam:What is it that all men have. Its longer for some men than on others. The nuns dont need it. The pope doesnt use his and a man gives it to his wife after theyre married? Boy:SURNAME Ms Neelam:What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping,&is responsible for making love? Boy:HEART The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher: Send this Boy to University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!
Posted on: Fri, 19 Sep 2014 01:41:38 +0000
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