A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Chicago Cubs fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Red Sox fans, too. Not really knowing what a Cubs fan was, but wanting to be like their teacher, hands explode into the air. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Mary has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. Because Im not a Cubs fan. Then, asks the teacher, what are you? Why Im proud to be a St Louis Cardinals fan., boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Mary why she is a Cardinals fan. Well, My Dad and Mom are Cardinals fans, and Im a Cardinals fan, too! The teacher is now angry. Thats no reason, she says loudly. What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron, What would you be then? A pause, and a smile. Then, says Mary, Id be a Cubs fan.
Posted on: Tue, 08 Apr 2014 18:33:27 +0000
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