A flat-chested woman was delighted when her Fairy Godmother said her breasts would increase in size each time a man said, Pardon, to her. She walked down the sidewalk, accidentally bumped into a man and he said, Pardon me. Her breasts instantly grew an inch and she was ecstatic. The next day she bumped into a man in the grocery store, he begged her pardon and another inch was added to her breasts. She was in seventh heaven! She walked into a Chinese restaurant, collided with a waiter who bowed and said, A thousand pardons for my clumsy behavior. The next day the headline in the local newspaper said, Chinese Waiter Crushed by Two Torpedoes!
Posted on: Wed, 12 Mar 2014 09:35:22 +0000