A friend e-mailed this to me. I am still laughing extremely hard over this. Knowing the Divine the way I do which is a non patriarchal or matriarchal being. I really love this twist / slant or however one takes it. So read and enjoy. > Eve chats with God. > > “Lord, I have a problem.” > > “What is it, Eve?” > > “I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, especially that hilarious snake, but I’m just not happy.” > > “And why is that Eve?” > > “Lord, I’m lonely, and I’m sick to death of apples.” > > “Well, Eve, in that case I have a solution. I shall create a man for you.” > > “Man? What is that Lord?” > > “A flawed creature with many bad traits. He’ll lie, cheat and be vain. All in all he’ll give you a hard time, but he’ll be bigger and faster and will love to hunt, fish and bring you good things to eat. I’ll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like playing cards and knocking a ball around. > > “He won’t be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly.” > > “Sounds great,” says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows,” but what’s the catch?” > > “Well,..... You can have him on one condition.” > > “And what’s that Lord? “ > > “Well, since he’ll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring, you’ll have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret ..... You know, woman to woman.”
Posted on: Sat, 29 Jun 2013 02:44:05 +0000
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