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A friend of mine on facebook always has an outlandish sense of humor...and when u least expect it you get blown away...I enjoy his wit and his humor and I want to post this which he posted not long ago...I hope you enjoy it as much as I do... The post goes as follows: SO THIS WOMAN STRIKES UP A CONVERSATION WITH ME AND EVENTUALLY ASKS IF SHE COULD DRIVE ME ME TO HER HOUSE AND ON THE WAY THERE WE WERE ASKING EACH OTHER ABOUT OUR LIVES. JUST AS I ASKED HOW MANY KIDS SHE HAD SHE PULLED UP IN FRONT OF A SHOE....( the best part is this...One comment had no clue what the joke was, another comment was a question about what does it mean if old mother Hubbard goes to the cupboard to give her dog a bone...is it bestiality and as always my friend responds ...its worst then that it means she has a strap on!!!!!!!!) I cant stop laughing! Thanks again for the laugh Chuck..

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