A friend turned me on to this, a competition for the WORST opening - TopicsExpress

A friend turned me on to this, a competition for the WORST opening line to a novel. My attempt: It was a night as dark as the cold abyss of my ex-girlfriends soul, teeming with foul tasting sugar-free candies just waiting to cause abdominal distress and horrible dry mouth when into the den of obscurity jetted, as if on the foul smelling winds of a fart after an elephant has eaten a gallon of half rotted beans, a woman who looked like nothing other than a rhinoceros after repeatedly ramming itself into a brick wall trying to drive its horn back into its face. Can you beat that?

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