A friendly reminder of the survival measures for tomorrow: - Dont believe anything that they tell you - Dont open any packages - If you open a door, step back before going through in case of falling objects/liquids - Hide your shoes before somebody else hides them from you - Dont trust Youtube, theyre not having any Best-video-of-all-the-videos contest - Dont trust Google, there is no such thing as a smelling app or whatever theyll come up with this year - Just dont trust anyone - If you live in Italy, frequently check the back of your shirt. Also dont believe in any politician who promises you to cut taxes (but thats what you do all year anyway) - Dont believe in most messages/statuses: - No, theyre not really breaking up with you - No, theyre not gay - No, theyre not getting married - No, that celebrity is not dead, theyre fine, so dont have major freakouts on Twitter - If you ACTUALLY have important/shocking news, share them on April 2nd. After reading this nobody is going to believe you :P
Posted on: Mon, 31 Mar 2014 22:33:38 +0000
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