A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her name plate that her name is Patricia Whack.. Miss Whack, Id like to get a 30,000 dollar loan to take a holiday Patty looks at the frog in disbelief, and asks him his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it is okay, he knows the bank president. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, Sure, I have this, and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed... Very confused, Patty explains that she will have to consult with the bank president and disappears into a back office... She finds the president, and says, theres a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you, and wants to borrow $30,000 , and wants to use this as collateral. She holds up the tiny pink elephant. I mean what in the world is this? (youre gonna love this ) (its a real treat ) ( a Masterpiece ) (wait for it ) The Bank president looks back at her and says... Its a knick-nack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old mans a Rolling Stone. ( youre singing it, arent you ? )
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 17:40:08 +0000
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