A frog walks into a bank and approaches the teller, whose name plate says Patricia Whack. Miss Whack, Id like to get a $50,000 loan to take a vacation. Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. Kermit Jagger. My father is Mick Jagger. It will be fine to authorize the loan, I know your manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. Sure, how about this, said Kermit as he produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that shell have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. Patty walks into the managers office and proceeds to tell her, Theres a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $50,000, and he wants to use this as collateral. Patty holds up the tiny pink elephant. I mean, what in the world is this? The bank manager looks back at her and says...Its a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old mans a Rolling Stone.
Posted on: Mon, 05 Jan 2015 14:58:14 +0000
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