A girl was with her father when she saw her boyfriend coming GIRL: Have you come to collect your book titled DADDY IS AT HOME? by Ngozi Okafor BOY: No, I want that your hymns book called WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU? GIRL: I dont have that one but may be you should take the other one titled UNDER THE MANGO TREE by Chimamanda Adichie BOY: Fine, but dont forget to bring I WILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINUTES while coming to school GIRL: I will also bring you a new one too titledI WONT LET YOU DOWN by Chinua Achebe Then; DAD: Those books are too many, will he read them all GIRL: Yes dad, he is very smart & intelligent DAD: Okay dont forget to give him the one on the table titled I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOUVE BEEN SAYING by Shakespeare! And also the one on the dinning table titled IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED by Wole Soyinka Hahahaha common dont leave it there pass it on because you never know who needed just a smile.
Posted on: Tue, 05 Aug 2014 18:59:26 +0000