A glimpse into parenting No. 2... You are on the master bed, lifting a squealing and giggling baby high into the air with your legs. His belly is on your feet and his hands are holding yours, and thats when your 3-year old decides to start shoving the little, plastic ballerina from her sisters jewelry box into your mouth. Mommy, say Im a balleriiiiiina!!! she squeaks as you spit and sputter, trying to tell her, without opening your mouth, that you do not like this game. You lower the baby back down to the mattress, releasing his hands, and roll away from your preschooler. As you sit up, the baby snatches the ballerina from his sister, inserts it in his mouth, takes it out of his mouth, pulls her tutu off, and throws it right in your direction... and in so doing, launches a giant strand of thick droll right across your entire face. #funtimes
Posted on: Sat, 03 Jan 2015 21:35:43 +0000
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