A great night is had with a pretty lady at her cool downtown apartment. Morning comes. I roll over to check my phone and notice a long metal pole on the floor, next to the bed. Me: Whats...uhhhh...with the pole? Her: Oh, thats my strippin pole. I teach pole dancing to bachelorette parties, in my spare time. Im having it installed next week, so I can practice. Me:(silently) Allahuakbar. And that is the story of how I regained my faith. See yall on Friday at the mosque, my dudes!
Posted on: Tue, 28 Oct 2014 16:44:51 +0000
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